Tightwad Towers offers Five Star accommodation to much loved kitties, especially those who are a wee bit off colour. We serve a four course meal, with world class tasty food to suite every palate. Dining takes place on the veranda outside the sleeping accommodation, so removes the need to go to the dining kitchen. Bowls are washed and refilled throughout the day, should Kitty wish to graze. Note the one bowl of cereal in the background that the proprietor gets.
After filling up the tummy, Kitty has the option of chilling out in the fully enclosed and private accommodation pod. The top canopy has been put on to ensure no prying eyes can peer in and unsettle a sensitive cat.
Should Kitty wish to take advantage of the panoramic views from her penthouse she can relax and sunbathe on the balcony. Access to this exclusive suite is via a strategically placed chair which enables her to come and go as she pleases.
The toilet facilities are placed in a discreet corner near the sideboard, and is accessed via the same chair from the living quarters. It is far enough away from the rest of the accommodation so no pungent smells can permeate to the bedroom. This Kitty is not allowed conventional cat litter and so shredded paper is used for her own health and well being. The cleaner comes twice a day to refresh the toilet, remove soiled material, scrub the box with water, dry it thoroughly, and refill with clean paper. The cleaner gets paid nothing for this work ;o))
Tightwad Towers regrets that due to being fully booked, no further accommodation is available, sorry, we are full up. Thank you for visiting, please come back another day.
Enjoy your Sunday. It's sunny and I have a dog waiting to go out.
Toodle pip
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